Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Chinese Buffet
So I went to a Chinese buffet tonight, and was thoroughly disappointed.
What happened to the enormous pile of questionable food laid out in front of you. This buffet had no day old sushi, no ice cream machine that hasn't been cleaned out since it was bought, not even a Chinese person in the building. What the hell people? Chinese food is the staple of a college student's diet, it is right up there with beer.
All I asked for was to eat about six plates of unidentifiable meats and then top it off with some way too soft ice cream, and maybe some old jello for only seven bucks. This place cost me ten, and all the food was politely labeled so you could tell what you were eating. The deserts seemed fresh. Not one item on this buffet seemed like it would give me such bad gas, that my girlfriend would leave the room in disgust.
Come on Chinese buffet owners. Americans go to these places to get away from all the fancy health codes and carb friendly menus. We want our old Chinese buffet back. The one we went to as a kid after ball games, and as a result, anyone who went would not only be hungry in an hour, but also be on the toilet for another two days trying to get rid of the stuff.
Don't let advertising get the better of you, support the hole in wall Chinese place you are scared to go into because the people are always screaming about something. This is America, have some patriotism and give your money to the Chinese
What happened to the enormous pile of questionable food laid out in front of you. This buffet had no day old sushi, no ice cream machine that hasn't been cleaned out since it was bought, not even a Chinese person in the building. What the hell people? Chinese food is the staple of a college student's diet, it is right up there with beer.
All I asked for was to eat about six plates of unidentifiable meats and then top it off with some way too soft ice cream, and maybe some old jello for only seven bucks. This place cost me ten, and all the food was politely labeled so you could tell what you were eating. The deserts seemed fresh. Not one item on this buffet seemed like it would give me such bad gas, that my girlfriend would leave the room in disgust.
Come on Chinese buffet owners. Americans go to these places to get away from all the fancy health codes and carb friendly menus. We want our old Chinese buffet back. The one we went to as a kid after ball games, and as a result, anyone who went would not only be hungry in an hour, but also be on the toilet for another two days trying to get rid of the stuff.
Don't let advertising get the better of you, support the hole in wall Chinese place you are scared to go into because the people are always screaming about something. This is America, have some patriotism and give your money to the Chinese
Labels: america, buffet, chinese, college, school
# posted by Q @ 8:05 PM 
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